Hal Cruttenden – It’s Best You Hear It From Me


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The Tyne Theatre and Opera House box office is open 10am-3:30pm Mon-Fri (or until show start if there is a performance that evening + an hour before weekend performances).

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Fri 9 Sept 2022 | 7:30pm

Update (09/11/2021): 
Due to unforeseen personal circumstances, Hal has had to move his tour to the autumn of 2022, he’s incredible sorry that he’s had to move the date and for all the inconveniences it causes you but he’s very much looking forward to seeing you next year. His show at Tyne Theatre and Opera House has now been rescheduled to Friday 9th September 2022.

Tickets for the original date will remain valid for the rescheduled date. We do encourage ticket holders to hold onto their tickets where possible. However, if you are unable to attend the rescheduled date, refunds will be available from your point of purchase.

Hal Cruttenden – It’s Best You Hear It From Me | New Stand-Up Tour 2022

After 21 years and 224 days Hal’s back being single. But it’s all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he’s made a cracking show about it. He’s lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he’s far from alone; he’s got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal’s life upside down but he’s sticking a finger right back at it.

★★★★★ ‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh a lot!’ – Daily Mirror

★★★★★ ‘Funniest he’s ever been‘ – Sunday Times

★★★★ ‘The comedy gift that keeps on giving’ – Scotsman

★★★★ “Reminded me how much I love stand up”  – Times