I definitely don’t know what’s going on. I’m not even sure I know what’s happening anymore.

BUT I cannot wait to come to your town and respect your traditions.

I have been on tv over 5 times.

May I divulge a secret? I have purchased a large metal ring. I will use it to keep all of the keys to the city that are given to me by the mayors I impress with my showmanship.

Live comedy is straight up amazing because people gather to watch it in a spectacular setting rather than ogling an evil phone screen in some horrid grey dank little corner. – Sam Campbell

General sale: 12th December

Friends Club pre-sale: 11th December