Are you going to go to work? Or stay in bed, chasing oblivion. Guess what?
We’re fresh out of oblivion.
The Economy will do fine without you – but how long will you survive without the usual giant horn of frozen caramel latte and the five thousand other pieces of bullshit you have smushed together so you can point at it and croak ‘That’s my ..life?’
Now, now, all this drama and we’re not even out the door yet.
Find out how it could all have been different. Find out how to reclaim your life by becoming a lethal kickboxing, chess champion. Pioneer new trends in global lovemaking, join tan elite band trillionaire poet/pastry chef/mountaineers.
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A brand-new show from BAFTA and Perrier award-winning comedian & star of Black Books, Dylan Moran.
“All prices include a venue levy and £2.50 booking fee (listed as cmsn during the checkout process) unless otherwise stated. All fees apply whether booking online, over the phone or in person at the box office.
The Tyne Theatre and Opera House box office is open for phone and in-person bookings from the 1867 Cafe Bar 10am-3pm Mon-Fri (or until show start if there is a performance that evening + an hour before weekend performances).
For information on accessible bookings, please click here”
