Al Murray: All You Need is Guv!

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Al Murray: All You Need is Guv!

Al Murray: All You Need is Guv!

Fri 5 Jun, 7:30pm

Under 14s to be accompanied by an adult (18+)

£64.25 Splash zone tickets (Watch the show front and centre in the Splash Zone! Ticket includes tour poncho, signed certificate & a souvenir lanyard. *Splashing not guaranteed.)

£34.25 all other tickets

£20 Meet & Greet bolt-on ticket: Fancy a lock in with the Landlord? Come and meet the King of Beers for a photo before the show. Includes a postcard of Al Murray: The Pub Landlord to get signed. This is an upgrade package and does not include ticket. Tickets must be purchased separately. To add this to your basket, please select a standard seat and continue the booking to receive access to add-on the M&G ticket, subject to availability.

Due to the completion of restoration work over the summer, seats in the Gallery are on a new seating plan for this performance. The lower gallery is now named the Amphitheatre. These seats can be purchased on a separate link via the tickets & times tab. 

 

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Hey cool cats! Hot on the heels of a sell-out 138 date tour of these green and groovy isles, The Guv will be back, baby, with a brand-new stand-up show for 2026. There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times. With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.

And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

★★★★★
‘A supremely polished performer’ Mail on Sunday

★★★★
‘Wickedly witty Stuff’ The Telegraph

‘It remains one of the great joys in comedy to see the Pub Landlord befriend and belittle the front rows’ The Times

 

Under 14s to be accompanied by an adult (18+)

“All prices include a venue levy and £2.50 booking fee (listed as cmsn during the checkout process) unless otherwise stated. All fees apply whether booking online, over the phone or in person at the box office.

The Tyne Theatre and Opera House box office is open for phone and in-person bookings from the 1867 Cafe Bar 10am-3pm Mon-Fri (or until show start if there is a performance that evening + an hour before weekend performances).

For information on accessible bookings, please click here

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(Due to the completion of restoration work over the summer, seats in the Gallery are on a new seating plan for this performance. The lower gallery is now named the Amphitheatre.) 

In 2025 our Grade 1 listed Victorian Theatre was awarded £247,500 from The National Lottery Heritage fund, along with matched funding from the Tyne Theatre and Opera House preservation trust this has enabled us to carry out some much needed restoration to our historic Gallery tier.

The work, made possible thanks to money raised by National Lottery players commenced in Summer 2025 and involved the lowering and restoring of traditional sightlines to improve audience comfort, safety and view. This has been achieved by removing a timber overlay, fitted above the original seating rows in 1986, to restore the original seating layout, which improves the sightlines requires less obstructive handrails. This work has also increased the capacity of the gallery tier. New seating designed in a heritage style, accounting for twenty-first century comfort, has been installed supported by a team of new and existing volunteers.

You can book for the gallery via the link below or on the tickets & times tab on the main booking page.

Al Murray: All you need is Guv Gallery seating – Tyne Theatre & Opera House

 

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