Chris McCausland: Yonks!

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Chris McCausland: Yonks!

Chris McCausland: Yonks!

Mon 9 Mar 2026, 8pm
 £34
Recommended age: 16+
Due to the completion of restoration work over the summer, seats in the Gallery are on a new seating plan for this performance. The lower gallery is now named the Amphitheatre. These seats can be purchased on a separate link via the tickets & times tab .
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*Extra date added – due to phenomenal demand an extra date has been added on Monday 9th March 2026*

A brand-new show for 2025!

You might have seen him on Strictly Come Dancing, MasterChef, Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well.

He’s been called an “overnight success” – Even though he’s been doing this for bloody yonks!

Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making –

The last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!

Recommended age: 16+

Please note: Chris McCausland’s performance on 29th January 2025 was originally scheduled for 2nd November 2024. If you held tickets for the 2024 performance, these will remain valid for the January 2025 date in the same seats.

“All prices include a venue levy and £2.50 booking fee (listed as cmsn during the checkout process) unless otherwise stated. All fees apply whether booking online, over the phone or in person at the box office.

The Tyne Theatre and Opera House box office is open for phone and in-person bookings from the 1867 Cafe Bar 10am-3pm Mon-Fri (or until show start if there is a performance that evening + an hour before weekend performances).

For information on accessible bookings, please click here

1867 Cafe Bar opens (serving drinks and pizza): 18:00

Doors to bars: 19:00

Doors to seats: 19:30

Show start: 20:00

Interval: 20:25

Act 2: 20:45

End of show: 22:00

(Due to the completion of restoration work over the summer, seats in the Gallery are on a new seating plan for this performance. The lower gallery is now named the Amphitheatre.) 

In 2025 our Grade 1 listed Victorian Theatre was awarded £247,500 from The National Lottery Heritage fund, along with matched funding from the Tyne Theatre and Opera House preservation trust this has enabled us to carry out some much needed restoration to our historic Gallery tier.

The work, made possible thanks to money raised by National Lottery players commenced in Summer 2025 and involved the lowering and restoring of traditional sightlines to improve audience comfort, safety and view. This has been achieved by removing a timber overlay, fitted above the original seating rows in 1986, to restore the original seating layout, which improves the sightlines requires less obstructive handrails. This work has also increased the capacity of the gallery tier. New seating designed in a heritage style, accounting for twenty-first century comfort, has been installed supported by a team of new and existing volunteers.

You can book for the gallery via the link below or on the tickets & times tab on the main booking page.

Chris McCausland: Yonks! Gallery – Tyne Theatre & Opera House

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